They have FREE bourbon biscuits here that come in packets of 3. That's just too many bourbons to be eaten in one sitting! Dammit, there should be a 3 packet limit.
Speaking of over-eating, i was handed a voucher outside the station when i arrived today. Three one-foot long foot-long (obviously) sandwiches from Subway for £9.99.
Who could eat THREE FEET of sandwich? Anyone??
4 comments:
I heart Subway's foot-longs, I'd say I could eat 2 and a half, maaaybe 3 if I was starved for a day prior to being confronted with the offer. :-)
I say lets starve you for a day, present you with three foot long foot longs (that's three one foot long foot longs not a non-disclosed number of three-foot long foot longs to anyone that might have inferred the latter) aaaaand then film the results. And by that i don't mean you on the toilet. That's just sick and wrong.
Mmmmm. Carlpoocam.
Signed: a nonny mouse and proud.
Footlongs! Toilets! What is this blog coming too!
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