Because the jedi don't want to get wet anymore than the next person

I'm actually pretty glad there isn't a UK store now. I think i'd become it's number one customer.

For example, what would you get if you crossed a lightsaber with an umbrella? No it's not the start of a very odd joke, it's a strange and confusing reality:

More crazy free advertising: http://www.googlestore.com/product.asp?catid=1&code=GO0105

I wonder if they have an affiliate program i could join..