Blogging about blogging or the lack of blogging is seriously uncool so i'll try not to do that. Rats. Well i'll try not to do it twice.
I have been sooooooooo ill recently. I'm usually immune to most of your human virii but one seems to have got me. And it's a doozie. It's had me laid up in bed for all of my four days off. Which isn't nearly as fun as it sounds. Plus it's suprisingly evil. It woke me up 10 minutes before my alarm this morning for work and it had me believing i felt pretty ok. Right up until i got here. Now i'm sweating like a very fat person who is somewhere moderately or extremely warm (sorry, couldn't come up with an original analogy).
Anyway fingers crossed its not bird flu. Although if i were to wake up one morning with wings that would be pretty cool.
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Microsoft Common Cold patch v1.0
Targets: H32.snottysore variants W, X and Z
Ports blocked: nostrils A and B, mouth cavity 1001.
Runs diagnostic in pituitary gland disk space and adds whitebloodcell.dll files to blood vessel directories as necessary.
Requires Microsoft Lemsip XP and Paracetamol Pack 2 to be installed every four hours and no more than four times daily.
So anyway, I very much enjoyed your blogpost, and maybe I'll do one too. Sometime.
For a good sweaty analogy, my girlfiend likes to use "like a paedophile in a playground". Hmmm.
Yes that is quite a common one. I was trying to think of something original and then i gave up.
I tried to install your hilarious patch, but humanupdate.microsoft.com wouldn't let me because apparently i'm not legally licensed Micrsoft software.
I was gonna say summin you bout not blogging since forever but then I noticed that you did blog. Then I noticed that the date was Nov 10 and sooo
blog again damnit or else
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